Dear Writer’s Block,
It’s not you; it’s me. I simply can’t have you lording over me and casting your shadow as I struggle endlessly to craft the next great novel. While I’ve loved the challenge having you with me creates, I don’t have any room in my life for you anymore. Therefore, I must bid you adieu.
I hope you find someone else, some new fledgling writer to torment. I know with you on their backs, looking over their shoulders, and constantly on their minds, they have no choice but to struggle through and become better writers. I wish you the best, away from me. Far, far away.